About Us
In the beginning...
Sometime in the late Cretaceous period, give or take a few million years, I realized that I was different from other dinosaurs. Sure, I enjoyed the hunting and devouring of lesser dinosaurs, like any sensible Tyrannosaur would, but I was left feeling rather unfulfilled. Day-to-day living seemed awfully hum-drum, and after a while, being the most efficient predator around lost its meaning to me.
Depressed, I wandered. I found myself watching other dinosaurs (rather than simply eating them) and made a life-changing discovery upon meeting Nanny Gyokurosaurus Dinovert: tea. It would naturally take an herbivore to teach me the wisdom of tea, and I remain ever-grateful to her for showing me the way. Together we gathered other like-minded dinosaurs to share our very favourite recipes under a banner of truce and not-devouring one another.
That was how Thésaurus Tea began. Ever since, we have been on the hunt for fine teas from around the world. It is our mission to share this wonderful discovery with one and all.
Earl Ceylon Harringtea
Founder and CEO of Thésaurus Tea
Personnel Profiles
Earl Ceylon Harringtea
The founder and CEO of Thésaurus Tea, this tyrannosaurus rex is truly a king among lizards. He is partial to black teas and is an excellent party host.
Nanny Gyokurosaurus Dinovert
This sweet triceratops is a long-time fan of green teas, knitted shawls, and deep philosophical discussions.
Lady Blanche von Somethingorother
As a lady of refined tastes, this stegosaurus exclusively drinks white teas. She is personally responsible for keeping us a class act.
Sir Wingston Herbadon
Our lovable scarf-wearing pterosaur has such a vast knowledge of herbal teas that he was knighted for it.
Chauncey Sippington III
No one is sure when this jazzy brachiosaur joined the team, but everyone can agree that his choices of Rooibos are always fantastic.
Madame Vivi Glitteraptor
Vivi may be our tiniest member, but she has one of the biggest hearts, especially when it comes to her love of decaffeinated teas. After all, everyone knows that you should never, ever, give a velociraptor caffeine.
Baroness Adelaide Periwinkle
The Baroness is something of a mystery. Where did she come from? How did she learn to blend teas? Where does she get those excellent hats? All we know is that we'd be lost without her.
Contessa Holly Daylights
Our ever fashionable Amargasaurus is always sure to remind us when the holidays are coming up. Any reason to celebrate with tea is a good one, and her recommendations are sure to please any palate.
Mx. Diego T. Masala
This cheeky chilesaurus is a chai champion! No matter how spicy the brew, or how creamy, Diego has to try them all.
Phaen Eris-Chan
Troodons are known for being the smartest of the 'saurs, and are said to have been out of the box thinkers. It's no wonder that Eris favors the fandom blends, as they themselves are often spotted at conventions far and wide.
Miss Imogen Greengable
Forever the daintiest of ladies, this Machairasaurus is partial to the finest of machas. While she loves classic unflavored machas, she has been enjoying discovering our flavored ones just as much.
Oleander Sassyfin, esq.
What could be better than soaking in Oolong in a giant teacup? The subtle rounded flavors do wonders for plesiosaurus Oleander's scales.
Master Bai Cha Ming
Tea Master Bai Cha Ming is a Parasaurolophuswith a discerning palate. The more fermented the Pu-erh, the better it is, in his books.
Strummer Wildbrew
Forget taking any blend as is, Strummer Wildrew is an Archeopteryx on a mission to make sure you get the taste your way, championing our growing list of tea blending additives.
Captain Annie Blackscale
Our Tea of the Month Club was the Stygimoloch Captain's idea. Whether for a friend, or one's self, by exploring the waves of the unknown teas, you get to try a little of everything we have to offer.
Teahodor Leafton & Jenny Roarsity
Sometimes we all need a helping hand. In Therizinosaurus Teahodor's long taloned one, or Spinosaurus Jenny's, these blends are our way to give back to our CommuniTea.
Exaltea'd Lady Calendula
Our Aquilops High Priestess keeps a list of all the brews that are well aspected to any magical practitioner's workings.